An Easy Shot

I'm not going to jump on the "Mitchell Report" bandwagon and make fun of a $20 million investigation that named 80 MLB players as illegal drug users, based on the testimony of a clubhouse manager and a trainer...Kenn.com does it better anyways.

I'm not going to comment on the "this only happens in Appalachia" story about a woman who was chained to an 800-lb. automobile engine block by her boyfriend inside an apartment, who gained her freedom by writing 911 on the condensation of the window... no that really didn't happen in Appalachia - it was in a Salt Lake City suburb.

Rather, I'm going to needless attention to a 5-year-old who really doesn't deserve it. Tre, son of someone named Wheatley, in Arkansas, shot and killed a bear. Right, because we want our five-year-olds carrying weapons capable of killing 445-lb. animals? I don't even want my son to know that bears, or people for that matter, die - and Tre is boasting that the bear kill is a pretty cool feat - on top of the three deer he got last season? Remind me to stay out of the Arkansas woods.