News from the Beehive State

So, state Sen. Michael Waddups is uncomfortable that he sees liquor bottles when he goes into Chili's that he is advocating the "Zion Curtain" be upgraded to a a bullet-proof, sound-proof, brick-and-mortar bunker.  OK, maybe not that much, but he's distraught that the impressionable minors might see alcohol bottles.  

Here's a suggestion - stick to McDonald's, Hire's and Iceberg - and don't dare take your grandkids to the, um, grocery store - because THERE"S AN ENTIRE AISLE OF (3.2 alcohol) BEER!!  In refrigerators, tantalizingly close to other evil products, like soda ... and ice cream.

Go spend your time suing the BCS for anti-trust violation... Utah's football snub - a real civil rights issue we can rally around.

You also have this road to fix.  Unless you realize it connects Cedar City to Nevada (careful, they have gambling there!)

Comments

[Juliana]

That's funny. Even a quiet little Mormon mother like myself can see how silly that is. Utah is a funny state, isn't it? Can you imagine the way my neighbors looked at me after I blogged about my decision to support Obama? It was pretty entertaining to see people react. :)

[KT]

One day they're going to find Steve wearing concrete magic underwear.