Now that they've asked the four-week senator from Illinois to resign, the Chicago Tribune has turned its focus to a meatier subject.
They actually paid some reporter named James Janega to get to the bottom of this historical conundrum... is it a Malnati? An owner of Uno's? Louisa?
We've perfected the Malnati's recipe here in Salt Lake City. Stop by sometime...we've got just the right combination of flour, corn meal, butter, Italian tomatoes, Boar's Head pepperoni and a mix of cheeses.
Oh, and to settle a debate raging in the 'Hat Rack household, note that it confirms, "the tomatoes go on top, not the cheese."